No, not shoes made out of chrome, but shoes by the messenger bag brand called
Chrome. I would wear the lace-up/zippered high-tops. Black and red happens to be one of my favorite color combinations.

(via
Acquire)
I =love= Alton Brown! I had no idea that Gizmodo started featuring articles with input from him, like this
one about unitasker evils. Great stuff. Will I finally add Gizmodo back to my regular feeds to watch again (hated their over-the-top crass and raunchiness in recent years and stopped reading them, since I could find similar articles without the gross, stupid commentary)? We’ll see. Maybe just the food-related articles if they’re good enough.